vaginapowersactivate: vrisrezi: hellalara: i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i fought crime with i wish i had a super tight-knit group of friends that i committed crimes with i wish i had a super tight group of criminals that i knitted with
chinchillaghosts: wivernryder: chinchillaghosts: heyfunnie: why is bob short for robert how does one get ‘billy’ out of ‘william’? How in hell do you get “Dick” from “Richard”? you ask him nicely
Meanwhile in the Northeastern United States.
Last Halloween: Massive Snowstorm.
This Halloween: Intense Hurricane.
Next Halloween: Godzilla returns.
Mum: Do you have a boyfriend?
Mum: Oh my god, I want to meet him!
Me: Buy me backstage passes to his concert and we both will.
This is how I do homework
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